ZONAPAIR INVISIBLE UNDERWEAR
The Most Comfortable Theoretical Underwear In The World!
Guaranteed To Remain Completely Invisible And Undetectable For 75 Years!
One Size Fits All!
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
--Albert Einstein
A secret non-governmental scientific think-tank had been established
To answer three questions.
How to make light weight underwear for a flight to Mars?
What happens to that other sock in the dryer?
And a third team was investigating cold fusion.
On April 15th of that year, at 2:13pm Eastern Time
Using a modified 1954 Norge front-loading dryer
17.5 pounds of Jalapenos
And a 12 oz. bottle of "That New Car Smell"
The Technical Marvel of our age was achieved.
The three investigations dove-tailed, on that momententous day.
The result was the discovery of
ZonaParticles.
ZonaParticles are sub-atomic units with no mass.
They were first suggested by Albert Einstein in 1932
They do not exist in the present.
They only exist in the immediate future and past.
Simultaneously.
Because of this unique property
ZonaParticles never wear out,and weigh nothing.
After 10 years of research, We now bring you the Miracle Underwear called
ZONAPAIR
They are absolutely undetectable and 100% invisible.
GUARANTEED FOR 75 YEARS!
WE WILL SEND YOU
TWO PAIR OF ZONAPAIR AND AN OWNER'S MANUAL.
ZONAPAIR
INVISIBLE UNDERWEAR
THEY TAKE THE WORRY OUT OF BEING IN A CAR CRASH!!!
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